The modern story of the princess and the frog

Once upon a time, in a land faraway, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess’ lap and said “elegant lady, I was once a handsome prince and an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am. And then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my Mother where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy and grateful doing so.”

That night the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sautéed frogs legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce. She chuckled and thought “I don’t fuckin think so ………..”